Abs Save the Day

Usually, upon reading an article about a dishonorable fitness facility owner fleecing his clients, I’d write a blog post about it.

Same thing with reports of more clubs closing.

And the disturbing news that one of the most innovative fitness businesses in the industry has filed for bankruptcy protection.

But I’m sick of bad news, so I’m staying with the positive. Did you hear about the woman who’s life was saved in a horrific paragliding accident by … wait for it … her abs?

Peggy Williams, a bodacious-looking 47-year-old, spent weeks in the hospital but is alive not because of a helmet or body armor, but due to her fitness. The Telegraph reports that “experts said her life was saved by her high level of fitness, which meant her stomach muscles acted as a ‘girdle’ to protect her other vital organs.”

Yeah, man. Forget the bad news. For a brief moment, revel in this undeniable fact: Fitness is awesome.